Houston, We Have a Tooth

Yes, that's right! I FINALLY have a tooth. Mommy and Daddy seem so excited about this, and I guess I should be too. However this tooth is really annoying me. It feels funny in my mouth and sometimes hurts. I've tried gnawing on all sorts of things . . .

my bunny
my monkey teether
a snail teether
the "donut" rings for my stacker
Mommy's little calendar she keeps in her purse
the shopping list
my thumb
my paci
Callie's blue mousie (multiple times, but Mommy keeps hiding it and I keep finding it)
a wooden spoon
bunny crackers
my bib
the leather ottoman
Mommy's foot
my blue whale that lives in the bathtub
the library books
Daddy's knee

. . . but there's no relief in sight. Mommy has tried to reassure me that this will pass and it won't hurt at all when I get my second set of teeth. What?! Another set of teeth?! How will they fit in my mouth?